No Titi DJ, nobody is going to do a remake of TVRI's Dokter Sartika, so there really is no point in donning a doctor's jacket. But more importantly, even if they were going to do a remake of it, I highly doubt they would consider casting someone who came to the audition wearing a mint green fishnet stockings with *i can't believe they make that* matching mesh top, a napkin (oh I'm sorry, is that a skirt?), and hair that looks like a horde of live eels on a supermarket's aquarium.

However, if we heard that they need contestants for the new season of The Swan, we'll let you know, okay?

Neng Sarah.