Last christmas evidently Tessa Kaunang had too many eggnog, she thought it was still the 80's. A time when she's still in high school, going around carrying LKS. A time when it is still appropriate to wear a Molly Ringwald's "Pretty In Pink"/Roxette's '89 video "Dangerous" hybrid pink top. A time when she's still a virgin and decided to give her virginity to her boyfriend by wrapping a gigantic blue ribbon around her waist, making herself look like a christmas present.

Aahhh Tessa, if only it were true. If only it were true...

Neng Sarah.