Maia, I feel that I need to question the state of your sanity. I mean, just look at you. There's not one single thing of your ensemble that is worth wearing. Who would wear those pieces? Who would wear the yellow t-shirt with one sleeve longer than the other? Okay, probably some deranged ABG singer like Cantika or Marshanda. How about the striped pants with strawberry cheesecake slice pattern and *gasp* matching glove/armcast/sarung HP Nokia Communicator thing-a-ma-jig? Hmmm, I think I saw that lady rocker Yosie Lucky wore those in 1989. And the white crochet tank-dress made from a tennis net? Maybe Gitty Srinita in "Gairah X" or that tranny tennis player Serena Williams for an MTV-Awards thing.

But the whole thing worn together? It took a truly brave aka mentally unstable person to have the nerve to wear those things all at once. Why, Maia? Are you suffering from some kind of abuse from your megalomaniac/chauvinistic husband? Or are you simply trying to follow in the footsteps of Melly Goeslaw who's already clinically proven crazy in the fashion department? Whatever it is, it's bad news. But being a deluded person that you are, I know you'd simply ignore these facts and believe that you're a fashion trendsetter in Indonesia. Oh well...

Neng Sarah.