Dear Students,

Our lesson today is on Fashion Malfunctions by Young Actresses. To support discussions, please examine closely figure 13 on page 25 of your text book. The picture is of Anggia Yulia Hanafi, a lousy actrees/worse script writer.



Now, would anyone like to comment on the picture?

"The dress is badly sewn."

Alright, that's a good one. You will notice uneven seams in the dress, particularly on her right hand side, if you examine closely. That is one good observation, thank you. Anyone else would like to comment?

"The dress is not her size."

Okay, interesting...mind elaborating more on that?

"Um...the dress is like pretty tight around her torso and quite loose around her armpits, so I assume that is not her size."

Hmm...okay, nice catch there. I actually missed that one. Anyone else?

"The accessories look cheap and unflattering, i.e. the earrings are humongous and distracting. The Cleopatra-inspired thing around her neck is just stupid, and what is that thing she wraps around underneath her breasts? Is it meant to support her breasts? If so, I can suggest this thing of the same function that actually goes beneath her dress, it's called strap bra (surprise...surprise...)."

"I just would like to make a quick comment on the make up. It makes her look as if someone has just smacked her right in the eye."

Beautiful everyone! I am very pleased! You surely have demonstrated a good analytical skill in the subject. Ooopss...we're almost running a bit over the hour. Class dimissed everyone...

Mpok Jane PhD.