Oh, what can you do with Jakarta's weather? It's too hot for a jacket and it's too cold for a tank-top (those freezing Air Conditioning system, you know). Thankfully, we have people like the ever-oh-so-fashionable Elvara to give us the ever-oh-so-fashionable solution to this perplexing situation, at Titi DJ's concert recently. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Elvara and her latest invention...THE ONE-SLEEVE THINGY!



Brava Elvara! How very genius of you to concoct such a marvelous piece of apparel. It salvages our delicate shoulder from the harsh climate, and it fits in our fake Fendi clutch! You just saved our lives! *padding my moist eyes dry with a tissue* For this remarkable achievement, I bestow you a star on our "Fashion Walk Of Fame" located on the floor at the aisles of ITC Mangga Dua. Well done, honey! *cupika cupiki*

But wait a minute people... Elvara's brilliance doesn't end here. She also decorates a simple pinstripe pants with strings-that-look-like-zippers at the bottom and zipperhead-that-looks-like-a-teeny-tiny-penis. Oh, Elvara. You really are our Goddess of Fashion. What will we ever do without you...?

Extremely enchanted,
Neng Sarah.


PS. Heyy, what's a prostitute doing at Titi DJ's concert? Young lady, no soliciting here! Shoo-shoo...