Ladies and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeeen......

Welcome to another deathly, blood soaking, bone wrenching edition of Celebrity Deathmatch!! Without further due, let's welcome the fighters for tonight's "Fight of The Big Collar" match!!

On the red corner is a woman whose deathly thrusts of hip can cause mass erection among men and even the most upright man to cum three times in his pants without any assistance! it's Iraaaaaaaaaaaaaa Swaraaaaaaaa!!!!


And on the blue corner is a woman with uncountable heads under her belt, including one of her own cousin, Mary of Scotland, the woman who oversaw the start of British expansions and centuries of colonialisation worldwide! It's none other than the Virgin Queen herself, Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth I!!!!!


Who will prove to be the deathliest of the two? Only one way to find out...Take your position ladies and let's get it on!!!

Mpok Jane.