Ever been curious what a hooker is going to wear on her wedding day when she's getting married to her pimp? Well apparently, this is what the wedding picture looks like.



The groom is wearing a jacket with suede panels over a white shirt and bright colored tie, paired with faded jeans and big buckled belt (shaggy 70's hair is optional).

And the bride is wearing a white tight mini dress with built-in armcast (to support her broken arm, after her pimp/boyfriend beat her up due to lack of income), adorned with what used to be her old cable-knit sweater which now looks like a huge kerupuk warung 200an on the bosom area and scrapes of white brocade fabric on the bottom of the dress for a touch of traditional wedding kebaya.

Aahhh, it really is a match made in Kali Jodo. Congratulations!

Neng Sarah.