Quick...someone pass me my Ray Ban!!



Woww...Tere, you look um...'blinding'...I thought you only wore black? Why the change honey? Not to say that you looked fab in black though, but at least then you didn't look like a delluded girl dressing up in her mother's draperies. And what's the deal with the ribbons honey? There are just too many of them at all the wrong places. Like you don't exactly tie ribbons around your elbows, period.

Did your husband make you wear this dress? You should've known better not to listen to him honey, men are such tasteless and clueless barbarians. They don't really care about how you look, seriously they only care about how you look naked...

Mpok Jane.