How do you ruin a simple and cute purple cord jacket?

A
By throwing it in a blazing furnace, or

B
By washing it with bleach, or

C
By "decorating" every possible edge with over-the-top ruffle-y lace as if it were a banquet table at a cheesy wedding reception.

Yes, Ussy Sulistiawati... what is it?



Neng Sarah.