Here's a tip for Annisa Tri Banowati... Hapsari... whatever her name is, and all of you pretty ladies out there: when it's that time of the month and or you're feeling a little bloated, please restrain yourself from wearing something white and something clingy. It will save yourself from public humiliation in the future. Oh, and please don't add something (like a silver sash) which only going to draw our attention to the problem area.

You know that this picture reminds me of? Sophia Latjuba on her wedding day to Michael Villareal. The difference is, Miss I-didn't-have-an-affair-with-Sultan-Djorghi here is not pregnant. Or is she? Anyway, when you're tummy looks slightly larger than your breasts, you know it's not good.

Neng Sarah.