When a man is having a midlife crisis, he will probably have an affair with someone half his age. When a woman is having a midlife crisis, she will probably dress half her age. But when the woman in subject happens to be an 80's has-been who used to do *oh God, I'm getting goosebumps* an imitation of Janet Jackson and is currently depressed because she's facing a divorce from her husband who allegedly raped their maids...well, the result is just ugly, with a capital U,G,L, and Y.



Imaniar thinks that mixing her own pieces with the stuff she stole from her son's closet is going to make her look young and hip. Well I hate to break it to you Imaniar, but you look totally whacked! Let's see...an American Gladiator uniform tank under an oversized tulle blouse and shiny pants, accesorized with a studded leather belt and cuff, and a Warner Bros bling. Oh, and please don't even get me started on the makeup. Tell me Imaniar, what's your objective? Is it Inang-inang meets Avril Lavigne?

With the other pictures featured here, sometimes I can do an 'at least'. You know like, at least she's pretty, or at least she has a great body. But with you, the only 'at least' I can think of is: at least you're not naked.

Oh Imaniar, you come over unannounced. Dressed up like you're somethin' else. Where you are ain't where it's at, you see, you're makin' me laugh out when you strike a pose. Take off all your preppy clothes. You know you're not foolin' anyone when you become, somebody else round everyone else, watchin' your back, like you can't relax. You tryin' to be cool. You look like a fool to me...

Tell meeeee.....

Neng Sarah.