Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Celebrity Deathmatch. For our second match, we present you "Battle of The Pseudo Twin Sisters".



On the orange corner: clad in literally head-to-toe orange and looking uncannily like a ripe California Sunkist...it's Dewinta Bahar!!

On the red corner: dressed in what appears to be a red jumpsuit (ew, jumpsuit!) with cut-out shoulders and barracuda-jaw sleeves, and jewelry suspiciously made from living earthworms...it's Anisa Bahar!!

Ladies, let's begin the rampage!!!

Anisa doesn't waste a single minute. She ferociously jumped at Dewinta and ripped her orange wig off. Oh no ladies and gentlemen, evidently Dewinta is completely hairless!

"Look everyone...she's bald! Hahaha..."

"It's genetic, you bitch!", cried Dewinta.

"Oh yea? If it's genetic, how come I still have hair?", Anisa laughed like a maniac.

Dewinta is furious. She sprang like a puma and attacked Anisa by pulling her Supermi hair extension.

"Oh nooo!!! My hairrr!!! My expensive hair extension from Salon LuTuYeSokCantikAmatSihSoWhatGituLohEmangGuePikirin..."

Anisa kneeled and scraped her false hair from the floor in blind panic. Without hesitation, Dewinta kicked Anisa right in the face with her Yongki Komaladi stilleto.

"OMIGOD...my noooseeee....!!!", Anisa cried and held her now crooked nose. "What am I gonna do? Who's gonna fix it now that Haji Jeje's in prison?"

Dewinta laughed victoriously and pranced around the ring. "Eat that, you fake-haired fake-nosed fake-named fake-aged fake-rape scenario bitch!!"

"That's it!!!", Anisa exploded in fury. "You asked for it! You're DEAD!!!"

Dewinta looked at Anisa in horror. She knew something horrifying is about to happen.

Anisa got up and stood in silence.

"Go to hell, you ugly cunt!!!"

And with that, she unleashed her final lethal weapon: her voice and her signature Goyang Patah-Patah. She lifted her arms above her head and started singing.

"Hiiiidup penuuuuuhhhh.....liku-liiiiiiikuuuuuuuu......"

"Nooooooooooooooo.......", Dewinta shrieked like a banshee. She tried to cover her ears, but it was useless. Anisa's voice is just too powerfully horrible.

"Ada sukaaaa....ada duuuukaaaaa.....", Anisa continued singing and gyrating her hips.

Dewinta fell on the floor unconcious. The medical team bursted into the ring and rushed Dewinta to the nearest ER.

But Anisa just wouldn't stop singing and dancing.

"Semua insannnn....pasti pernah... merasaaaakannnyaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!!!"

Suddenly, a giant spotlight dropped from the ceiling and crushed Anisa to pieces. Her fat splattered everywhere and her plastic nose rolled on the floor next to the remains of her hair extension.

Yes ladies and gentleman, Anisa Bahar is tragically killed by her own voice. So I hereby tell you that, sadly, we don't have any winner on this match. See you next time on Celebrity Deathmatch.

Neng Sarah.