Saturday, September 24, 2005


Cornelia Agatha is officially loosing it...



Cornelia baby girl, we have some serious discussions to do. I am going to be brutally honest here, because well...you have officially crossed the line girl. To begin upfront, that is one hideous shirt and leaving it unbuttoned does not make it better in any way. And the fucking bra!!! For the fucking love of god, did you pick that out of your grandmother's wardrobe? Not to say that wearing one superb-looking bra will justify leaving your shirt unbuttoned though. You are exposing part of your body that most women in the world are trying desperately to conceal, well...unless you're a whore but that's a different story.

One more thing dearie Cornelia, have you done something nasty to the guy who did your make-up? Because I have a gut feeling that he (or she) must fucking hate you, thus making you look like a trans-sexual. Seriously honey, I think you have a strong ground for suing him over negligence act, unless well...ohhh i shrudder thinking of the possibility, you did insist on having it that way.

Mpok Jane.



Dear Cornelia Agatha,

First of all let me just remind you that... you're not Jennifer Lopez! I know you have a great body and yes, it's an MTV Award event, but please honey...you're not Jennifer Lopez! Heck, even Lady Jenny herself wouldn't wear a bra like that to an award show. It looks like it's from Steffi Graf's Grand Slam Sports Bra Collection by Wacoal. And what the hell is that thing on your belly? Is that supposed to be a decoration? Cause it just looks nasty to me. And what's with the hair and make-up? It's waaay too menor for your "Lia From The Block" ensemble. But on the other hand, love the bling, girlfriend! It really shows that underneath it all you're just a good old-fashioned religious girl. Yeah, totally!

Best Regards,
Neng Sarah.


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